Retrieves an array of the latest posts, or posts matching the given criteria.

For more information on the accepted arguments, see the
{@link WP_Query} documentation in the Developer Handbook.

The `$ignore_sticky_posts` and `$no_found_rows` arguments are ignored by
this function and both are set to `true`.

The defaults are as follows:

function get_posts( $args = null ) {
	$defaults = array(
		'numberposts'      => 5,
		'category'         => 0,
		'orderby'          => 'date',
		'order'            => 'DESC',
		'include'          => array(),
		'exclude'          => array(),
		'meta_key'         => '',
		'meta_value'       => '',
		'post_type'        => 'post',
		'suppress_filters' => true,
	);

	$parsed_args = wp_parse_args( $args, $defaults );
	if ( empty( $parsed_args['post_status'] ) ) {
		$parsed_args['post_status'] = ( 'attachment' === $parsed_args['post_type'] ) ? 'inherit' : 'publish';
	}
	if ( ! empty( $parsed_args['numberposts'] ) && empty( $parsed_args['posts_per_page'] ) ) {
		$parsed_args['posts_per_page'] = $parsed_args['numberposts'];
	}
	if ( ! empty( $parsed_args['category'] ) ) {
		$parsed_args['cat'] = $parsed_args['category'];
	}
	if ( ! empty( $parsed_args['include'] ) ) {
		$incposts                      = wp_parse_id_list( $parsed_args['include'] );
		$parsed_args['posts_per_page'] = count( $incposts );  // Only the number of posts included.
		$parsed_args['post__in']       = $incposts;
	} elseif ( ! empty( $parsed_args['exclude'] ) ) {
		$parsed_args['post__not_in'] = wp_parse_id_list( $parsed_args['exclude'] );
	}

	$parsed_args['ignore_sticky_posts'] = true;
	$parsed_args['no_found_rows']       = true;

	$get_posts = new WP_Query;
	return $get_posts->query( $parsed_args );

}